Lists for 2005:
- Weapons in the War on Christmas
- Letters to Santa From Politicians
- Things George W. Bush Is Thankful For
- Least-Liked Senate Confirmation Questions
- New Michael Moore Documentaries
- Supreme Court Hazing Pranks
- Items on Tom DeLay’s To-Do List
- Alternative Choices for the Next Supreme Court Justice
- Reasons Dick Cheney Does Not Like Howard Dean’s Mom
- Signs Minnesota Does Not Have a Government
- Possible Replacements for Donald Rumsfeld
- Ways Hamid Karzai Can Stop Opium Trade in Afghanistan
- Ways to Make the Democratic Party More Holy
- Things President Vicente Fox Is Willing to Do
- Ways Bill Clinton Will Help Children Lose Weight
- People Tom Delay Has Yet to Blame
- Signs Pope Benedict XVI Is NOT a Nazi
- Favorite Things of Condoleezza Rice
- New Names for Your Social Security Number
- Signs We’re Ready to Be Governed by Monkeys
- Ways to Improve Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Popularity
- Worst Ways to Celebrate Presidents’ Day.
- Valentines Bill Clinton Got Yesterday
- Songs From “Dubya the Musical”
- Programs PBS Will Not Air
- Surprising Gallup Poll Results in Advance of the Iraqi Elections
- Things to Hunt for Instead of Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Predicted Political Headlines of 2005
