Lists from 2004
- Nov 30 Leftovers From the White House Thanksgiving
- Nov 16 Things Overheard at Yassir Arafat’s Wake
- Nov 2 Lamest Excuses Not to Vote
- Oct 26 Tips for a Successful Election Day Tailgate Party
- Oct 19 Unanswered Questions From the Presidential Debates
- Oct 5 Rejected Candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize
- Sep 21 Signs Bill Clinton Is Recovering From Surgery
- Sep 14 Ways We’ll Be Safer With Dick Cheney in Power
- Sep 7 Highlights of the Reform Party Convention
- Aug 31 Rejected themes for the Republican National Convention
- Aug 24 Reasons Governor James McGreevey Loves New Jersey
- Aug 17 Ways to Wage a More Sensitive War on Terrorism
- Jul 27 Souvenirs From the Democratic National Convention
- Jul 20 Things Michael Moore Likes to Do on His Day Off
- Jul 13 Accomplishments in John Edwards’s Resume.
- Jul 6 Things Overheard as Paul Bremer Left Iraq
- Jun 29 Changes to the Geneva Convention
- Jun 22 Alternate Titles for Bill Clinton’s New Autobiography
- Jun 15 Ways World War II Contrasts With the Iraqi Liberation
- Jun 1 Amazing Coincidences Between John F. Kerry and John F. Kennedy
- May 18 Fashion Tips From Politicians
- May 11 Outtakes From George W. Bush’s Interview on Al-Arabiya
- May 4 Pick Up Lines for Democrats
- Apr 27 GOP Pickup Lines
- Apr 20 Ways to Improve the FBI
- Apr 13 Dates We Will Likely Pull out of Iraq
- Apr 6 Most Likely Amendments to the Constitution
- Mar 30 Things Condoleezza Rice and Richard Clarke Agree On
- Mar 23 Running Mates for John Kerry
- Mar 16 Uses for John Ashcroft’s Gall Bladder
- Mar 9 Next Steps for Karl Rove
- Mar 2 Things Ralph Nader Can Win
- Feb 24 Things Dennis Kucinich Can Do With His Two Delegates
- Feb 17 Signs It’s Time to Throw in the Towel
- Feb 10 Things We’ve Learned From the Primaries
- Feb 3 Third Parties That Could Beat the Republicans and Democrats
- Jan 27 Reasons to Be Nice to Lyndon LaRouche
- Jan 20 Surprises at the Iowa Caucus
- Jan 13 Reasons There’s a Non-Binding Primary in Washington D.C.
- Jan 6 Ways to Mix Politics and Sports