Lists for 2004:
- Leftovers From the White House Thanksgiving
- Things Overheard at Yassir Arafat’s Wake
- Lamest Excuses Not to Vote
- Tips for a Successful Election Day Tailgate Party
- Unanswered Questions From the Presidential Debates
- Rejected Candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize
- Signs Bill Clinton Is Recovering From Surgery
- Ways We’ll Be Safer With Dick Cheney in Power
- Highlights of the Reform Party Convention
- Rejected themes for the Republican National Convention
- Reasons Governor James McGreevey Loves New Jersey
- Ways to Wage a More Sensitive War on Terrorism
- Souvenirs From the Democratic National Convention
- Things Michael Moore Likes to Do on His Day Off
- Accomplishments in John Edwards’s Resume.
- Things Overheard as Paul Bremer Left Iraq
- Changes to the Geneva Convention
- Alternate Titles for Bill Clinton’s New Autobiography
- Ways World War II Contrasts With the Iraqi Liberation
- Amazing Coincidences Between John F. Kerry and John F. Kennedy
- Fashion Tips From Politicians
- Outtakes From George W. Bush’s Interview on Al-Arabiya
- Pick Up Lines for Democrats
- GOP Pickup Lines
- Ways to Improve the FBI
- Dates We Will Likely Pull out of Iraq
- Most Likely Amendments to the Constitution
- Things Condoleezza Rice and Richard Clarke Agree On
- Running Mates for John Kerry
- Uses for John Ashcroft’s Gall Bladder
- Next Steps for Karl Rove
- Things Ralph Nader Can Win
- Things Dennis Kucinich Can Do With His Two Delegates
- Signs It’s Time to Throw in the Towel
- Things We’ve Learned From the Primaries
- Third Parties That Could Beat the Republicans and Democrats
- Reasons to Be Nice to Lyndon LaRouche
- Surprises at the Iowa Caucus
- Reasons There’s a Non-Binding Primary in Washington D.C.
- Ways to Mix Politics and Sports
