Lists from 2003
- Dec 30 Ways the Government Can Be Used Unwisely
- Dec 9 Things Police Can Do in 20 Seconds Before Breaking a Door Down to Serve a Drug Warrant
- Dec 2 Other Secret Trips President Bush Has Made
- Nov 25 Ways to Please Everyone About Gay Marriage
- Nov 18 Revisions to the Iraqi Transition Plan
- Nov 11 Ways Howard Dean Can Appeal to Disenfranchised Southern White Male Voters
- Nov 4 Things to Do on an Off-Year Election Day
- Jan 31 Other Things Germany and France Agree On
- Jan 17 Ways North Korea Can Get Positive Attention From the U.S.
- Jan 10 Campaign Slogans for the Raelian Party
- Jan 8 Liberal New Years Resolutions
- Jan 2 Holiday Presents for the Conservative in Your Life