Lists for 2003:
- Ways the Government Can Be Used Unwisely
- Things Police Can Do in 20 Seconds Before Breaking a Door Down to Serve a Drug Warrant
- Other Secret Trips President Bush Has Made
- Ways to Please Everyone About Gay Marriage
- Revisions to the Iraqi Transition Plan
- Ways Howard Dean Can Appeal to Disenfranchised Southern White Male Voters
- Things to Do on an Off-Year Election Day
- Other Things Germany and France Agree On
- Ways North Korea Can Get Positive Attention From the U.S.
- Campaign Slogans for the Raelian Party
- Liberal New Years Resolutions
- Holiday Presents for the Conservative in Your Life
