Lists from 2002
- Dec 11 Signs Your Bin Laden Tape Is a Fake
- Dec 6 Signs the White House is Preoccupied with the 2004 Election
- Nov 29 Opinions Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien Has About George W. Bush
- Nov 28 Ways Conservatives Celebrated Thanksgiving
- Nov 27 Upcoming Changes in the Democratic Party
- Nov 22 Things Inspectors Have Already Uncovered in Iraq
- Nov 20 Things on Nancy Pelosi’s To Do List
- Nov 15 Alternative Ways Alabama Can Choose Its Governor
- Nov 14 Kids’ Books for Conservative Crackpots
- Nov 13 Children’s Stories about Liberal Wackjobs
- Nov 8 Surprises at This Year’s Elections
- Nov 6 Signs Your Candidate Is Going Nuts
- Nov 1 Things We Got from Politicians on Halloween
- Oct 30 Walter Mondale Campaign Slogans
- Oct 25 Other Things North Korea is Ready to Admit
- Oct 23 Iraqi Death Match Suggestions
- Oct 18 Things Jimmy Carter Can Do as a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
- Oct 16 Political Nicknames if ESPN Did Politics
- Oct 11 Things the Supreme Court Won’t Touch
- Oct 9 Other Bonior/McDermott Remarks
- Oct 4 Alternate Candidates for Senator Robert Torricelli
- Oct 2 Next Things Ted Turner Will Have to Take Back
- Sep 27 People You Should Never Compare to George W. Bush
- Sep 25 Iraqi Weapons Inspection Excuses
- Sep 20 Things Janet Reno Likes About Florida
- Sep 18 Nicknames for Hillary Rodham Clinton
- Sep 13 Ways Congress Can Persuade Martha Stewart to Testify About Insider Trading
- Sep 4 New York Times Reasons Not to Invade Iraq
- Aug 30 Wacky Outtakes from the CNN Al Qaeda Tapes
- Aug 28 Things the NEA Wants to Teach About 9/11
- Aug 26 Signs Your Camp Counselor is a Republican
- Aug 19 Differences If Ralph Nader Were President
- Aug 16 Ways George W. Bush Can Persuade Colin Powell Not to Resign
- Aug 13 Cost Cuts at the Gore Campaign
- Aug 9 Ways the Democrats Can Hold on to Hawaii
- Aug 5 Rejected Changes to the Pledge of Allegiance
- Jun 28 Reasons the Czechs Should Have Chosen Breasts over Booze
- Jun 26 Things on Jesse Ventura’s To Do List
- Jun 24 Favorite Movies of Liberals (Part 2)
- Jun 21 Things We Still Don’t Know About “Deep Throat”
- Jun 19 Democrat Spins on the Clinton Approval Rating
- Jun 17 Signs Your Senator Is a Former Professional Athlete
- Jun 14 Reasons You Should Choose Booze Over Breasts When Electing Czech Officials
- Jun 12 OTHER Things the President Should Have Been Clairvoyant About
- Jun 10 Terrorist Clues Found on the Internet
- Jun 7 Differences between the U.S. Senate and the Galactic Senate
- Jun 5 David Brock Delusions
- Jun 3 Signs You’ve Graduated from a For-Profit School
- May 31 Surprises about the NATO-Russian Partnership
- May 29 Signs You’re Dating a Liberal
- May 27 Favorite Movies of Liberals
- May 24 Reasons Becoming Israel’s Next Prime Minister Is a Good Career Move
- May 22 Signs You’re Dating a Conservative
- May 20 Little Known Provisions in the GOP Welfare Plan
- May 17 Things Jimmy Carter Brought Back from His Trip to Cuba
- May 15 Reasons the Recovery Is “Bad for Bush”
- May 13 Chris Berman Nicknames for Polititians
- May 10 Bush Alternatives to the World Tribunal
- May 6 Lesser Known Church-State Violations
- May 3 Controversial State License Plates
- May 1 Other Things in David Brock’s Book
- Apr 29 Rejected Voter Registration Drive Slogans
- Apr 26 Ways Le Pen Will Appeal to the Rest of France
- Apr 24 Things on Yassir Arafat’s To-Do List in Exile
- Apr 22 Republican Pickup Lines
- Apr 19 Signs from God that Archbishop Bernard Law Should Step Down
- Apr 17 Republican Pickup Lines
- Apr 15 Little Known Changes to the Tax Code
- Apr 12 Tax Claims from Politicians
- Apr 10 Democrat Excuses for Stalling the Judicial Nominations
- Apr 8 Bedtime Stories Recommended by George W. Bush
- Apr 5 Alternate Names for Yugoslavia
- Apr 3 Conservative Holidays
- Mar 29 Political April Fool’s Jokes
- Mar 27 Things on Alan Greenspan’s To Do List
- Mar 25 Other “Axis” Groups Identified by the Bush Administration
- Mar 22 Ways Vietnam Would Have Been Different Under George W. Bush
- Mar 20 Items on America’s To Do List Now That the Recession Might Be Over
- Mar 15 Things Overheard at Robert Mugabe’s Re-Election Party
- Mar 13 Conservative Terms for Sex
- Mar 11 Things Your “Shadow Government” Is Doing Right Now
- Mar 8 Pieces of Legal Advice for Slobodan Milosovic
- Mar 6 Things Overheard in the Meeting of the First Ladies
- Mar 4 Other History Lessons from George W. Bush
- Mar 1 Departments to Replace the Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Influence
- Feb 27 U2 Songs, If Bono Really IS a Conservative at Heart
- Feb 25 Ways the Bush Administration is Reaching Out to Young People
- Feb 22 Ways Nevada Can Learn to Stop Worrying and Love Nuclear Waste
- Feb 18 Economic Stimulus Ideas We Can All Agree On
- Feb 15 Alternatives for the “Axis of Evil”
- Feb 13 Conservative Winter Olympic Events
- Feb 11 Places the Surplus Went
- Feb 8 Enron Valentine Poems
- Feb 6 Points in the ACLU Defense of Satan
- Feb 4 Discoveries in the Enron Investigation
- Feb 1 Ways to Make the Department of Justice Less Erotic
- Jan 30 Democrat Campaign Strategies for the Mid-Term Elections
- Jan 28 New Terrorists on Bush’s “Dead or Alive” List
- Jan 25 Other Papal Recommendations for the Internet
- Jan 18 Ways Argentina and Enron Can Help Each Other Out
- Jan 14 Signs We’ve Settled for Mediocrity in Education