Lists for 2002:
- Signs Your Bin Laden Tape Is a Fake
- Signs the White House is Preoccupied with the 2004 Election
- Opinions Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien Has About George W. Bush
- Ways Conservatives Celebrated Thanksgiving
- Upcoming Changes in the Democratic Party
- Things Inspectors Have Already Uncovered in Iraq
- Things on Nancy Pelosi’s To Do List
- Alternative Ways Alabama Can Choose Its Governor
- Kids’ Books for Conservative Crackpots
- Children’s Stories about Liberal Wackjobs
- Surprises at This Year’s Elections
- Signs Your Candidate Is Going Nuts
- Things We Got from Politicians on Halloween
- Walter Mondale Campaign Slogans
- Other Things North Korea is Ready to Admit
- Iraqi Death Match Suggestions
- Things Jimmy Carter Can Do as a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
- Political Nicknames if ESPN Did Politics
- Things the Supreme Court Won’t Touch
- Other Bonior/McDermott Remarks
- Alternate Candidates for Senator Robert Torricelli
- Next Things Ted Turner Will Have to Take Back
- People You Should Never Compare to George W. Bush
- Iraqi Weapons Inspection Excuses
- Things Janet Reno Likes About Florida
- Nicknames for Hillary Rodham Clinton
- Ways Congress Can Persuade Martha Stewart to Testify About Insider Trading
- New York Times Reasons Not to Invade Iraq
- Wacky Outtakes from the CNN Al Qaeda Tapes
- Things the NEA Wants to Teach About 9/11
- Signs Your Camp Counselor is a Republican
- Differences If Ralph Nader Were President
- Ways George W. Bush Can Persuade Colin Powell Not to Resign
- Cost Cuts at the Gore Campaign
- Ways the Democrats Can Hold on to Hawaii
- Rejected Changes to the Pledge of Allegiance
- Reasons the Czechs Should Have Chosen Breasts over Booze
- Things on Jesse Ventura’s To Do List
- Favorite Movies of Liberals (Part 2)
- Things We Still Don’t Know About “Deep Throat”
- Democrat Spins on the Clinton Approval Rating
- Signs Your Senator Is a Former Professional Athlete
- Reasons You Should Choose Booze Over Breasts When Electing Czech Officials
- OTHER Things the President Should Have Been Clairvoyant About
- Terrorist Clues Found on the Internet
- Differences between the U.S. Senate and the Galactic Senate
- David Brock Delusions
- Signs You’ve Graduated from a For-Profit School
- Surprises about the NATO-Russian Partnership
- Signs You’re Dating a Liberal
- Favorite Movies of Liberals
- Reasons Becoming Israel’s Next Prime Minister Is a Good Career Move
- Signs You’re Dating a Conservative
- Little Known Provisions in the GOP Welfare Plan
- Things Jimmy Carter Brought Back from His Trip to Cuba
- Reasons the Recovery Is “Bad for Bush”
- Chris Berman Nicknames for Polititians
- Bush Alternatives to the World Tribunal
- Lesser Known Church-State Violations
- Controversial State License Plates
- Other Things in David Brock’s Book
- Rejected Voter Registration Drive Slogans
- Ways Le Pen Will Appeal to the Rest of France
- Things on Yassir Arafat’s To-Do List in Exile
- Republican Pickup Lines
- Signs from God that Archbishop Bernard Law Should Step Down
- Republican Pickup Lines
- Little Known Changes to the Tax Code
- Tax Claims from Politicians
- Democrat Excuses for Stalling the Judicial Nominations
- Bedtime Stories Recommended by George W. Bush
- Alternate Names for Yugoslavia
- Conservative Holidays
- Political April Fool’s Jokes
- Things on Alan Greenspan’s To Do List
- Other “Axis” Groups Identified by the Bush Administration
- Ways Vietnam Would Have Been Different Under George W. Bush
- Items on America’s To Do List Now That the Recession Might Be Over
- Things Overheard at Robert Mugabe’s Re-Election Party
- Conservative Terms for Sex
- Things Your “Shadow Government” Is Doing Right Now
- Pieces of Legal Advice for Slobodan Milosovic
- Things Overheard in the Meeting of the First Ladies
- Other History Lessons from George W. Bush
- Departments to Replace the Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Influence
- U2 Songs, If Bono Really IS a Conservative at Heart
- Ways the Bush Administration is Reaching Out to Young People
- Ways Nevada Can Learn to Stop Worrying and Love Nuclear Waste
- Economic Stimulus Ideas We Can All Agree On
- Alternatives for the “Axis of Evil”
- Conservative Winter Olympic Events
- Places the Surplus Went
- Enron Valentine Poems
- Points in the ACLU Defense of Satan
- Discoveries in the Enron Investigation
- Ways to Make the Department of Justice Less Erotic
- Democrat Campaign Strategies for the Mid-Term Elections
- New Terrorists on Bush’s “Dead or Alive” List
- Other Papal Recommendations for the Internet
- Ways Argentina and Enron Can Help Each Other Out
- Signs We’ve Settled for Mediocrity in Education
