Lists from 2001
- Dec 21 New Years Resolutions of World Leaders (and their Expected Durations)
- Dec 19 Conservative Drag Queen Campaign Ideas
- Dec 17 Provisions in the Election Standards Bill
- Dec 14 Presents Ariel Sharon Will Not Get for Chanukah This Year
- Dec 12 Things to be Cut from Michael Moore’s New Book
- Dec 10 Domestic “Terrorist” Organizations on Ashcroft’s Watch List
- Dec 7 Management Tips From Yassir Arafat
- Dec 5 Things Overheard at an Al Gore Family Restaurant
- Dec 3 Secrets from Reagan/Bush Communications Dubya Doesn’t Want You to Know
- Nov 30 Suggestions For the New Afghan Government
- Nov 28 Downsides of Human Cloning
- Nov 26 Handy Uses for a Homeland Security Force
- Nov 23 Things Politicians Are Thankful For
- Nov 21 Rejected Names for “Operation Enduring Freedom”
- Nov 18 Signs Harry Potter Books Have Turned Your Child Into a Satanist
- Nov 16 Other Things the Chinese Government Will Not Let You Eat
- Nov 14 Domestic Agenda Items for a President with a 90% Approval Rating
- Nov 12 Ways Phillp Morris Executives Celebrate National Smoke-Out Day
- Nov 9 Things to Do if You Discover Your Congressman is Smoking
- Nov 7 Differences if Al Gore Had Won the Election
- Nov 5 Surprises in the New Bush Economic Stimulus Package
- Nov 2 Alternate Places the Supreme Court Can Meet
- Oct 31 Signs Your Neighbor is a Pacifist
- Oct 30 Satellite Photos of Afghanistan the U.S. Government Doesn’t Want You To See
- Oct 26 Differences Between the Internet and Govnet
- Oct 19 Ways George W. Bush Can Promote His New Most Wanted Terrorist List
- Oct 17 Signs Your Pop Icon is Swinging to the Right
- Oct 17 Signs the New Security Measures Might Be Going Too Far
- Oct 16 Signs God Has Removed His “Veil of Protection” from America
- Oct 10 Signs You Might Have Pushed the USA Too Far
- Oct 8 Rejected Slogans for Katherine Harris’s Congressional Campaign
- Oct 5 Things Osama bin Laden Can No Longer Afford
- Oct 3 Unspoken Reactions to the President’s Speech to Congress
- Oct 1 Surprises in the Bush Airline Safety Proposal
- Sep 28 Rejected Surveillance Measures Proposed by John Ashcroft
- Sep 26 Ways Conservatives throw Better Parties
- Sep 24 Laws Congress Passed While You Weren’t Looking
- Sep 21 Signs Politicians are Suppressing Partisan Issues
- Sep 19 Other Groups demanding Reparations
- Sep 14 Signs You Might Be a Closet Politician
- Sep 10 Reasons Why Jeb Bush Should Be Afraid of Janet Reno
- Sep 7 Past Lives of Famous Politicians
- Sep 5 Democrat Plans to Revitalize the Economy
- Sep 4 White House Jobs Linda Tripp Would Be Perfect For
- Aug 31 Things on Reverend Al Sharpton’s To-Do List
- Aug 29 Surprises in the Condit/Chung Interview
- Aug 27 Items on Jesse Helms’s Retirement To-Do List
- Aug 24 Reasons Elizabeth Dole Would Make a Better N.C. Senator Than Jesse Helms
- Aug 22 Things CNN Can Do to Attract Conservative Viewers
- Aug 20 Ways to Connect the Bush Administration With the Shark Attacks
- Aug 17 Worst Choices for Federal Judge
- Aug 15 Differences if the President Were a Pop Singer
- Aug 13 Things Overheard at the George W. Bush Habitat for Humanity Photo Op
- Aug 10 Surprises in George W. Bush’s Stem Cell Speech
- Aug 8 Places to Hide Someone in Washington, DC
- Aug 6 Other Ways Cigarettes Benefit the Czech Republic
- Aug 3 Ways to Sneak Cloned Tissue Into the U.S.
- Aug 1 Conservative Protest Songs
- Jul 30 Reasons Gays Should be Allowed in the Salvation Army
- Jul 27 Things Rush Limbaugh Can Do With $250,000,000
- Jul 25 Hidden Clauses in Rush Limbaugh’s New Contract
- Jul 23 Things Liberal Politics Little Fiver Contributors Will Be Doing With Their Tax Refund Checks
- Jul 20 “Restorations” Other Countries Might Make to the U.S. Constitution
- Jul 18 Surprises if the Constitution Were “Restored” by Liberals
- Jul 16 Signs George W. Bush Has Been Playing in the Constitution Restoration Offices Again
- Jul 13 Ways for George W. Bush to Revitalize his Agenda
- Jul 11 Surprise Resolutions from the NEA Convention
- Jul 9 Stress-Busting Tips from Vice President Dick Cheney
- Jul 6 Helpful Household Hints for Laura Bush
- Jul 5 Signs You’re Beginning to Appeal to Liberals
- Jul 3 Surprises in the 2002 Defense Budget
- Jun 29 Party-Sponsored New Names for North Dakota
- Jun 27 OTHER Barbra Streisand Suggestions to Save Power
- Jun 25 Other Things the House of Representatives Should Name After Ronald Reagan
- Jun 22 Rejected Items in the New Patient’s Bill of Rights
- Jun 20 Signs the Media Really *Doesn’t* Have a Liberal Bias
- Jun 18 Things Overheard at the Bush-Putin Summit
- Jun 15 Things George W. Bush Likes About Europe
- Jun 13 Margaritagate Irregularities
- Jun 11 George W. Bush Excuses for His Low Approval Ratings
- Jun 8 Things to Do in Katmandu
- Jun 6 Differences if Satan were a Democrat
- Jun 4 Changes To The Senate Foreign Relations Committee When Jesse Helms Is Replaced As Chair
- Jun 1 Advantages to Owning a Russian Defense System
- May 30 Yale Faculty Complaints Regarding the President’s Visit
- May 29 Reasons for Leaving the Republican Party
- May 25 Ways to Win the Affections of an Independent Senator
- May 23 Items in the Democrat Energy Plan
- May 21 Targets on the George W. Bush Assassination List
- May 18 Other Guidelines for Movies Shown on Air Force One
- May 16 Politically-Correct Holidays
- May 15 Advertising Slogans Bush Can Use to Win Public Support for Alaskan Oil Drilling
- Apr 27 Reasons Texans Don’t Like San Francisco’s Sex Change Bill
- Apr 25 Upcoming Changes in the US Military
- Apr 23 Other Strategies The Religious Right Might Use To Prohibit Abortions
- Apr 20 Ways Robert Mugabe Can Get the White Vote in Zimbabwe
- Apr 18 Reasons the Chinese are Taking So Long to Give the Plane Back
- Apr 16 Things Being Governor of Texas Teaches You About International Relations
- Apr 11 Surprises in the McCain-Feingold Bill
- Apr 9 Things Dr. Laura Can Do With Her Extra Hour Per Day
- Apr 6 Ways Slobodan Milosevic Can Avoid the Hague Tribunal
- Apr 4 Things For the ABA to Do Now That They’re Not Reviewing Federal Judges
- Apr 2 Ingredients if Condoleezza Rice were a Cajun Side Dish
- Mar 30 Chinese Government Excuses for the Tiananmen Massacre
- Mar 28 Things Overheard at the Rodham Family Reunion
- Mar 26 Other Things The Top 1% Can Buy With Their $46,000 Tax Cut
- Mar 23 Excerpts from the Dr. Seuss Book of Campaign Finance Reform
- Mar 21 Democrat Euphemisms for the Bush Tax Cut
- Mar 19 Ways Bush Plans To Honor His Promise to Reduce C02 Emissions
- Mar 16 New York Mayoral Campaign Promises of Bill Clinton
- Mar 14 Dick Cheney Pet Peeves
- Mar 12 Reasons Why the Liberal Politics Little Fiver List is Funnier Than the Conservative Politics Little Fiver List
- Mar 7 Features of the New Aircraft Carrier USS Ronald Reagan
- Mar 7 Things Left Out of Hillary’s Speech
- Mar 5 Tax Cuts Requested By Big Business Lobbyists