March 13, 2012
NOTE FROM THE SPEAKER:
Top5 Politics, along with the other Little Fivers
lists, will be taking an extended hiatus for
a few months to regroup and find new ways
of getting our weekly topical humor to you.
So today will be our last list for a while.
We’re not quite sure when the next TopFive
Politics list will appear, so we thought
we’d make sure the bases were covered…
lists, will be taking an extended hiatus for
a few months to regroup and find new ways
of getting our weekly topical humor to you.
So today will be our last list for a while.
We’re not quite sure when the next TopFive
Politics list will appear, so we thought
we’d make sure the bases were covered…
The Top 8 Political Headlines From the Future
8> Trig Palin Coy About Presidential Intentions
7> GOP Nominee Santorum Declares Third Time is the Charm
6> Kanye West Interrupts President Bieber’s State of the Union
5> President Fluke Proposes Legalizing Contraception
4> China Invades Afghanistan to Settle Taliban Issue; India’s
Turn Next
3> Crucial Slut-Mom Voting Bloc Returns Obama to White House
2> Pepsihoma, Applefornia, New Chevrolet Latest States to Sell
Naming Rights
and the Number 1 Political Headline From the Future…
1> Chris White Declared Emperor of All Galaxy; Claims Beyonce as
His Queen
His Queen
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Credits:
Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Justin Petitmort, Arlandria, VA — 1
Russell Cannon, Anniston, AL — 2, 4, 6 (Triplebuster!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 5, 8 (Triplebuster!)
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, Texas — 4, 7
The Speaker, Washington, DC — The Speaker