November 20th, 2006
The Top 8 Six-Word Pet Stories
8> Alligator: I eat neighbors. Bad souvenir choice.
7> Cat: Another hairball. The gag’s on me.
6> Dog: Master and vet make balls disappear.
5> Cat: Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. ATTACK! Sleep.
4> Horse: Climb on my back? Buck you.
3> Lamb: Mary had me. What a freak!
2> Dog: See Spot Run? That Hummer didn’t.
and the Number 1 Six-Word Pet Story…
1> Rabbit: Pet or meat? Decision still pending.
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Credits:
Selected from 42 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 1 (Good boy! 1st #1)
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 2, 5
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 3
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 4
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 6, 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — Banner tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet
RUNNERS UP list — Docked Tales
Boa: Hiss, hiss. Hug, hug. Crack, crunch.
(Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Cat: Must attack toys moving under blanket!
(Nancy Vaine, Stuart, FL)
Cat: Pet, pet, purr, Z Z Z.
(Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)
Gecko: Tail gone. Oh good. Grew back.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Goldfish: Ooh! Plastic castle! Ooh! Plastic castle! Ooh….
(Nancy Vaine, Stuart, FL)
Goldfish: White bowl water swirls. The End.
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
Sheepdog: I can’t see. Hit a tree.
(Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)
Runners Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
(Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Cat: Must attack toys moving under blanket!
(Nancy Vaine, Stuart, FL)
Cat: Pet, pet, purr, Z Z Z.
(Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)
Gecko: Tail gone. Oh good. Grew back.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Goldfish: Ooh! Plastic castle! Ooh! Plastic castle! Ooh….
(Nancy Vaine, Stuart, FL)
Goldfish: White bowl water swirls. The End.
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
Sheepdog: I can’t see. Hit a tree.
(Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)
Runners Up list name
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
