The Top 9 Signs
Your Pet Is a Republican

9> He blames his messes on your previous pet.

8> That’s *Freedom* Poodle, thank you very much.

7> She’ll pee anywhere except on a bush.

6> He demands that the richest 1% of dogs be the only ones to get real beef for dinner.

5> Wants to ban same-sex leg humping.

4> She does pretty much the same things as the Democratic goldfish, only her poop string hangs to the right more often.

3> She outsourced newspaper retrieval to a group of squirrels.

2> “Rock the Vote” flyers mysteriously turn up on the bottom of the birdcage.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is a Republican…

1> Your guppy insists on being called a goppy.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top5 Pets List authors are:

Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — 1 (3rd #1)
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL — 2
Greg Pearson, Arlington, VA — 3, 5, 8 (Purr-fecta!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 8, Topic
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 6, 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 7
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — Topic
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet