The Top 9 Most Questionable
Money-Saving Tips for the Home Aquarium

9> Recycle litterbox doots as “rocks” for the bottom.

8> BBs inserted in dead fishes’ mouths will keep them from floating to the top and give your tank that more populated look.

7> The perfect space-saving tank is achieved using *narrow* fish and your old ant farm.

6> Carve your own treasure chest out of soap.

5> Don’t buy Head and Shoulders *or* fish food! Two birds with one stone, baby!

4> A good thick coating of Alaskan crude on the top of the water will prevent evaporation.

3> A mouth-driven siphon tube to clean the tank is not only cheaper than an under-gravel filter, but also provides a nutrient-rich power beverage.

2> Silverfish are much cheaper than goldfish.

and the Number 1 Most Questionable Money-Saving Tip for the Home
Aquarium…

1> Sperm are basically like little fish, when you think about it….

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top5 Pets List authors are:

Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 1, 5 (Attaboy! 1st #1)
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 2
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 3, Topic
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 4
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 7, RU list name
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 9
Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL — Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington VA — List Vet