The Top 10 Dog
Euphemisms for “Leash”

10> Jaunt Inhibitor

9> Walkie Garrote

8> Co-Dependent Jewelry

7> The Rawhide Thong

6> Imbecilical Cord

5> Human Tow-Rope

4> My Pager

3> Necktail

2> Porta-noose

and the Number 1 Dog Euphemism for “Leash”…

1> When I take off between your legs, you’ll be calling it butt floss, Chester.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top5 Pets List authors are:

Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY — 1 (5th #1)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
Brian E. Foster, Holt, MI — 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 4
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 6, 8, 10 (Purr-fecta!)
Stephanie Thompson Brainerd, MN — 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet