The Top 9 Differences If
Shakespeare Had Been a Dog

9> “All the world’s a fire hydrant.”

8> Hamlet’s great soliloquy pauses at “Aye, there’s the rub” for 20 seconds of hind leg vibration.

7> Fewer soliloquies, more leg humping.

6> “Henry V” would never progress past the scene with the trunk full of tennis balls.

5> “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the dogcatchers!”

4> “Alas, poor Yorick, I… HEY! Come back with that!”

3> Marc Antony may have come to bury Caesar, but you can bet somebody is going to dig him right back up.

2> “The Taming of the Shrew” now involves a choke collar and rolled up newspaper.

and the Number 1 Difference if Shakespeare Had Been a Dog…

1> “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Let’s roll in it!”

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top5 Pets List authors are:

Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 1, 5, 8 (Purr-fecta! 2nd #1)
Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 2, 4, Banner Tag
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 7, Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 6
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — 9
Pretty much everybody — Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet