July 16th, 2007



The Top 7 Differences If Life
Were Measured in Dog Years


7> The “Terrible Twos” encompass both potty training and zits.

6> Christmas Day would also be New Year’s Eve. Talk about a party!

5> Social Security fund runs dry in 4 minutes.

4> Pre-schools now required to have liquor licenses.

3> Superbowl half-time would actually make the cost of admission to the game worth it.

2> When you can say you lost your virginity at age 6, it sounds creepy in a totally different way.

and the Number 1 Difference If Life Were Measured in Dog Years…

1> You’ll have one foot in the grave before you can see an R-rated movie.




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD — 1 (11th #1)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL — 3
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 4
Mark Sweatt, Atlanta, GA — 5
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Duxall Inarow, Sun Prairie, WI — 7, Topic
Rose Rieur, Avon, CT — Banner tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet