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The Top 9 Courses at Monkey College

9> Intro to Ethics: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

8> Science 221: Evolution vs. Creationism

7> English Lit 201: Intro to Shakespeare (class limit: infinity)

6> Linguistics 405: Using Sign Language to Get the Hairless Morons to Bring More Bananas

5> Theatre 101: Pleasuring Yourself in Front of Zoo Patrons

4> Revenue Stream Enhancement: Advanced techniques in organ grinder donation cup holding

3> MBA: Master of Banana Arts (Advanced degree in Monkey Business)

2> Fecal Aerodynamics 101

and the Number 1 Course at Monkey College…

1> Intro to Barrel Filling (Pass/Fail)

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top5 Pets List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 5 (Good boy! 1st #1)
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 4, Topic
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 2, 9
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL — 3
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5, 9
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 7, Topic
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet