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July 9, 2007      Share/Save/Bookmark

NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
Lolcats (aka cat macros) are an internet
phenomenon enjoying a measure of popularity
at the moment. Pictures of pussycats are
captioned with what the cat might be saying,
written in a pop-culture-savvy pidgin.

The Top 10 Lolcat Movie Subtitles

10> The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Unnecessary badges are
unnecessary.

9> Cool Hand Luke: I’m in ur prison, eetin ur egz.

8> High Noon: Lunchtme!!1! Get teh can opner.

7> Sunset Boulevard: im in ur swimmin pul, messin wif ur pH.

6> Rain Man: Mah exculent drivin skillz. Let me show u them.

5> Planet of the Apes: I’m in ur fyoocher, puttin my dam stinkin
paws on u.

4> Jerry Maguire: u hadz me at “oh hai”.

3> Pulp Fiction: im in ur momz, layin mushroom cloudz.

2> When Harry Met Sally: I can has orgazem fud?

and the Number 1 Lolcat Movie Subtitle…
1> Dirty Harry: “Im in ur holdup countin mah bulitz.”


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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 1, 3 (23rd #1)
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 2
Justin Petitmort, Arlandria, VA — 4
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 5
Neil Chandler, Basking Ridge, NJ — 6
Rose Rieur, Avon, CT — 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 8
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD — 9
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 10
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL — Banner tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — List Vet

RUNNERS UP list — DO NOT WANT!

Animal House: im in ur parade, wreckin ur town.

(Justin Petitmort, Arlandria, VA)

Bull Durham: … I bleev in swete spot, openingz ur prezziez
Krissmess mowrning sted Krissmess Eev and i bleev in long, slo,
depe, soft, wett smoos lastin 3 dayz.

(Neil Chandler, Basking Ridge, NJ)

Dirty Dancing: im in ur rezort, puttin Bebbeh in a korner.

(Rose Rieur, Avon, CT)

Empire Strikes Back: Luke, im in ur jeenz, bein ur daddeh.

(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)

Fight Club: First rool is: Donut talk bowt Fitez Klub. Srsly.

(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Shawshank Redemption: Im in ur wall, TTFN.

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Steel Magnolias: I’m in ur hospital, unpluggingz ur dotter.

(Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI)

The Wizard of Oz: I’m in ur tornaydoes, landing on ur sistr.

(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Runners Up list name

(Rose Rieur, Avon, CT)

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