Lists from 2009
- Dec 14 Surprises in the Cat Cam Study
- Dec 7 Things Overheard at the “Pet Photos With Santa” Shoot
- Nov 30 Reasons Dogs Don’t Chew Gum
- Nov 23 Turkey Pick-Up Lines
- Nov 16 Ways to Hide Your Excess Cats From Police
- Nov 9 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Pet Sitter
- Nov 3 Reasons Ducks Make Lousy Film Critics
- Oct 26 Love Songs for Mythical Beasts
- Oct 19 Features of a Dugong Venerating Religion
- Oct 12 Signs Your Dog’s Flatulence Is Out of Control
- Oct 5 Promotional Slogans for Black Cats
- Sep 28 TV Series About Microchipping
- Sep 21 Signs Your Puppy’s Training Isn’t Going Well (Part II)
- Sep 14 Signs Your Puppy’s Training Isn’t Going Well (Part I)
- Sep 7 Reasons for Naming Pets Like That
- Aug 31 Signs Your Classmate Is a Cat
- Aug 24 Ways to Celebrate Flying Ant Day
- Aug 17 Romantic Comedies About Rodents
- Aug 10 Problems With Zoo Concerts
- Aug 3 Human Behaviors That Can Be Blamed on Cat Control
- Jul 27 Differences If Major League Baseball Were Run by Cats
- Jul 20 Signs Your Guinea Pig Is a Secret Agent
- Jul 13 Lessons Learned From Lemmings
- Jul 6 Warning Signs of Marsupial Drug Addiction
- Jun 29 Differences If Vikings Had Been Raccoons
- Jun 22 Designer Labels for Foxes
- Jun 15 Reasons Your Wildlife Habitat Application Was Rejected
- Jun 8 Ways U.S. Rodents Express Their Patriotism
- Jun 1 Favorite Songs of Alligators
- May 25 Feline Camping Tips
- May 18 Things Overhead on Pet Airways’ Maiden Flight
- May 11 iPhone Apps for Your Pet
- May 4 Signs Horses Have Infiltrated Your Local Government
- Apr 27 Items on the Obama Puppy Background Questionnaire
- Apr 20 Signs Your Vet Is a Biblical Character
- Apr 13 Home Improvements Pets Would Make
- Apr 6 Tweets Left by the Easter Bunny
- Mar 30 Reasons Guinea Pigs Make Poor Talk Show Hosts
- Mar 23 Signs Your Chimp Is Passive-Aggressive
- Mar 16 Signs a Dog Show Judge Is Drunk
- Mar 9 Favorite Movies of Manatees
- Mar 2 Highlights of Socks the Cat’s State Funeral
- Feb 23 Steps in Brushing Your Dog’s Teeth
- Feb 17 Signs the Local Wildlife Has Been in the Office Supplies
- Feb 9 Highlights of the 2009 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
- Feb 2 Groundhog Date Movies
- Jan 26 Ways to Celebrate the Year of the Ox
- Jan 19 Reasons Tabbies Have an “M” on Their Forehead
- Jan 12 Things Not to Do While Walking the Dog
- Jan 5 Highlights of an Illegal Wildlife Trafficking Investigation