Lists from 2005
- Dec 12 Features of a Puppy Love Motel
- Dec 5 Mouse Love Songs
- Nov 28 Provisions of Pet Wills
- Nov 21 Signs Your Pet Has the Avian Flu
- Nov 14 Cigarette Brands Preferred by Animals
- Nov 7 Pet Names Changed at Ellis Island
- Oct 31 Fish Horror Movies
- Oct 24 Differences If Airlines Were Run by Rodents
- Oct 17 Pet Peeves of Drug-Sniffing Dogs
- Oct 10 Priority Projects of Animal Engineers
- Oct 3 Reptile Proverbs
- Sep 26 Least-Known Veterinarian Procedures
- Sep 19 Positions in the Animal Kama Sutra
- Sep 12 Differences If Shakespeare Had Been a Hamster
- Sep 5 Signs Your Boss Is a Former Circus Animal
- Aug 29 Animal Metaphors
- Aug 22 Reasons Your Dog Wants the Postman Dead
- Aug 15 Pet Amusement Park Attractions
- Aug 8 Rejected Pet Food Formulas
- Aug 1 Fish Euphemisms for Death (Part 2)
- Jul 11 Fish Euphemisms for Death (Part 1)
- Jul 4 Differences If the U.S. Had Been Founded by Dogs
- Jun 27 Designer Labels for Chickens
- Jun 20 Signs You Joined the Wrong Obedience School
- Jun 13 Squirrel Hazing Rituals
- Jun 6 Reparations for Wronged Ducks
- May 30 Cat Churches
- May 23 Songs About Groomers
- May 16 Differences If Legislation Were Written by Dogs, Part 1
- May 9 Signs Your Chimp Needs an Intervention
- May 2 Features of a Frog Hospital
- Apr 25 Signs a Wisconsin Cat Knows It’s Cat Season
- Apr 18 Differences If People Were Named Like Pets
- Apr 11 Latin Phrases About Animals
- Apr 4 Differences Between Sea Monkeys and Land Monkeys
- Mar 28 Animal Signs of the Apocalypse
- Mar 21 Songs About Animal Revenge
- Mar 14 Features of a Robot Vet
- Mar 7 Rules of Pet Etiquette, Part 2
- Feb 28 Rules of Pet Etiquette, Part 1
- Feb 21 Inventions Pet Owners Would Like to See
- Feb 14 Favorite Romance Movies of Pets
- Feb 7 Things Overheard at the Broadway Dog Auditions
- Jan 31 Airline Perks for Pets
- Jan 24 Songs About Veterinarians, Part 2
- Jan 17 Songs About Veterinarians, Part 1
- Jan 10 University Degrees Conferred Upon Pets
- Jan 3 Differences If the Funeral Industry Were Run by Gorillas