Lists from 2004
- Dec 6 Names for Animals If the Animals Didn’t Already Have Names
- Nov 29 Differences If Rodents Ran the DMV
- Nov 22 Differences If Shakespeare Had Been a Goldfish
- Nov 15 Signs Your Veterinarian Is Insane
- Nov 8 Ways to Make Bath Time More Fun for Your Pet
- Nov 1 Pet-Owning Patron Saints
- Oct 25 Signs Your Pet Is a Republican
- Oct 18 Signs Your Pet Is a Democrat
- Oct 11 Pet “Tom Swifties”
- Oct 4 Ways to Celebrate Your Pet’s Birthday
- Sep 27 Punchlines Rejected by Top5 Pets
- Sep 20 Features of a Cat Cafe
- Sep 13 Marketing Slogans for Doggie Thongs
- Sep 6 Differences If Squirrels Ran NASA
- Aug 30 Highlights of the Ferret Olympics
- Aug 23 Excuses for Not Using the Litter Box
- Aug 16 Reasons Dogs Hang Their Heads Out the Car Window
- Jul 26 Heroic Acts Performed by Our Pets
- Jul 19 Fish Species We’d Like to See
- Jul 12 Reasons Animals Don’t Go to Casinos
- Jul 6 Reasons Animals Aren’t Allowed to Carry the Olympic Torch
- Jun 28 Pet Psychic Revelations You’d Rather Not Hear
- Jun 21 Animal Blues Artists
- Jun 14 Favorite Vacation Destinations of Pets
- Jun 7 Questionable Charges on the Vet Bill
- May 31 Pet Scenes Edited Out of Movies
- May 24 Scientific Names for Pets
- May 17 Reasons to Clone Your Pet, Part 2
- May 10 Reasons to Clone Your Pet, Part 1
- May 3 Fragrances for Dogs
- Apr 26 Signs Cats Have Taken Over the Government
- Apr 19 Signs You Have Worse Breath Than Your Pet
- Apr 12 Pet-Based Tax Deductions
- Apr 5 Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof
- Mar 29 Board Games for Pets
- Mar 22 Signs a Dog Show Is Fixed
- Mar 15 Other Reasons to Spay or Neuter Your Pet
- Mar 8 Pet Party Faux Pas
- Mar 1 Ways Pets Celebrate Reaching Legal Age
- Feb 23 Scientific Discoveries About Animal Behaviors
- Feb 16 Signs an Animal Has Had a Makeover
- Feb 9 Uses for Surplus Spiders
- Feb 2 Reasons Dogs Dig in the Yard
- Jan 26 Signs Your Cat Is a Reincarnated NASCAR Driver
- Jan 19 Updated Dog Breed Names
- Jan 12 Little Known Facts About Sharks
- Jan 5 Signs Your Pet Is Running for President