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March 7, 2007
found not only the tomb and remains of Christ
but also evidence that Jesus fathered a child.
8> Roots for the Philadelphia Eagles. Year after friggin’
year…
7> Day after day, laid down the law about how the people around
him should behave.
6> Could feed a family of 5,000 with just five loaves of bread
and two fish.
5> Always had a little magic trick ready to amuse the relatives.
4> “When I was your age, I walked 40 miles barefoot, both ways,
carrying my own crucifix!”
3> Once turned water into baby formula when the Jerusalem
Wal-Mart ran out of Similac.
2> “Can we shut a door around here? What am I, heating the entire
universe?”
Selected from 15 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 1, 6
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ — 2, 8
Kevin Cobb, Chicago IL — 3
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 4
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 5, 7
Obediah Binx, London, England — Topic
Dan Weckerly, Limerick, PA — List Dad
