Lists from 2001
- Dec 19 Signs Your Child Has Joined the Taliban
- Dec 12 Signs Your Child No Longer Believes in Santa
- Dec 5 Nicknames You Would Least Like to See Your Child Get
- Nov 28 Breakfast Cereals You’re Least Likely to Buy Your Kids
- Nov 14 Signs It’s Homecoming Weekend at Your House
- Nov 7 Signs There’s an Oedipus Complex Going Around Your House
- Oct 31 Signs Your Kid is Too Old to Go Trick-or-Treating
- Oct 24 Signs Your Child is Applying to an Exclusive College
- Oct 17 Answers to the Question, “Are we there yet?”
- Oct 10 Updates to What Little Girls Are Made Of
- Oct 3 Action Figures You’d Least Like to See Your Son Playing With
- Sep 26 Signs Your Child Has Read Too Much Harry Potter
- Sep 19 Signs Your Child May Need a Tutor for Gym Class
- Sep 5 Signs Your Child is Dabbling in the Occult
- Aug 29 Worst Excuses Kids Have Offered for Missing Curfew
- Aug 22 Signs Your Child is Spending Too Much Time at the Computer
- Aug 15 Signs Sibling Rivalry is Getting Bad at Your House
- Aug 8 Parental Responses to “I Want a Tattoo!”
- Aug 1 Ways Parenting Is Different on the Planet of the Apes
- Jul 25 Rejected Day Care Center Names
- Jul 18 Signs Your Child is a Robot
- Jul 11 Ways to Spot a New Parent
- Jul 5 Parental Survival Tips for a Theme Park
- Jun 27 Signs Your Child’s Graduation Ceremony is Going to Be Lengthy
- Jun 20 Dreaded Words Uttered by Your Babysitter
- Jun 13 Least Popular Baby Foods
- Jun 6 Worst Bedtime Books for Kids
- May 30 Worst Things to Find in Your Kid’s Backpack
- May 23 Parental Responses to the Kid Question, “Can We Get a Dog?”
- May 16 Signs Your Preteen Has Been Sneaking Into R-Rated Movies
- Apr 25 Worst-Selling Parenting Books
- Apr 18 Signs You Became a Parent at an Old Age
- Apr 11 Signs Your Potty Training Efforts Aren’t Going Well
- Apr 4 Signs Your Child Is a Republican
- Mar 28 Alcoholic Drinks Served at Sesame Place
- Mar 21 Ways Kids’ Shows Could Be Made More Entertaining for Parents
- Mar 14 Parental Explanations to Kids Who Walk in on Them Having Sex