March 14, 2012
NOTE FROM LIST DAD:
Top5 Parenting, along with its other Li’l Fiver
brethren, is going on an extended hiatus — and
while we decide how/when/where/if we’ll be returning,
let me just thank you for your readership over the
years. It’s been fun. So until we return, sit up
straight, eat those peas, and keep the din down to
a dull roar. After 500+ lists, frankly we need a nap.
brethren, is going on an extended hiatus — and
while we decide how/when/where/if we’ll be returning,
let me just thank you for your readership over the
years. It’s been fun. So until we return, sit up
straight, eat those peas, and keep the din down to
a dull roar. After 500+ lists, frankly we need a nap.
The Top 8 Signs Your Child Needs Glasses
8> You’ve found her sticking her bottle in her ear, in her nose,
in her armpit, in her navel…
7> She’s walked into the wall so many times there is now a
permanent dent in it.
6> Your teen has fallen down the steps three times this week…
sober.
5> He set a Little League record by going 0 for 85 with 32
errors.
4> The grandparents are calling him “Magoo.”
3> She just tried to plug in the cat.
2> He has to use maximum enlargement on his Ipad when watching
his porno.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Child Needs Glasses…
1> Reads “Crack and Bill Are on the Pill” at bedtime.
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Credits:
Selected from 17 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 1, 7
Caladan Ravnos, Malaga, NJ — 2, 4
Glenn Sweatt, San Carlos, CA — 3, 5, 6 (Triplets!)
Douglas Husoovsky, Cave Creek, AZ — 8
Obediah Binx, London, England — Topic
Dan Weckerly, Limerick, PA — List Dad
