August 26, 2010
of actually listening to your kids. Heh.
You Actually *Listen* to Your Kids
8> The content won’t matter; the volume is sure to be
ear-splitting.
7> “Gimme, times infinity…”
6> “I wonder what would happen if we put nitroglycerin in the
cat’s food?”
5> “I’m six, and this is my daughter Carly. She’s eleven.”
4> Insights worthy of Nietzsche and nonsense worthy of MTV,
often in the same sentence.
3> A belch that registers on the Richter scale, followed by the
sound of a high-five slap with his brother.
2> Mid-semester every year, you can actually *hear* their grades
falling.
of Cheerios underfoot.
Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Glen Sweatt, Burlingame, CA — 1, 4
Helene Wade, Warrington, PA — 2
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ — 3, 6
Dan Thompson, Horsham, PA — 5
Betsy McMasters, Hershey, PA — 7
Rich Maniglia, Burlington, NJ — 8
Obediah Binx, London, England — Topic
Dan Weckerly, Limerick, PA — List Dad
