April 23, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Happy Anniversary to Us!

The Top 9 Ways We Celebrated
the Top5 Music List’s 100th List

9> Toppled a statue of Yanni.

8> “Ninety-nine Top5 Music lists on the Web, 99 Top5 Music
lists — Take one down, pass it around….”

7> A list of the Top 100 Top5 Music Lists!

6> Group sex with Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson,
Pink, Mya and… oh, come on, let me sleep for just five
more minutes. I was having such a good dream!

5> Did a little dance, made a little love, and pretty much got
down last night.

4> Reunited with Art Garfunkel just one last time.

3> The same way we celebrated when Styx went on tour last
summer: Hit the snooze button, rolled over, went back to
sleep.

2> Threw all caution to the wind: Let our babies grow up to be
cowboys, trusted our souls to a backwoods southern lawyer,
feared the reaper, cried out loud, stopped believin’, rocked
the boat, went back to Rockville, played B-17, stepped on
blue suede shoes, tugged on Superman’s cape and let the sun
go down on Elton John.

and the Number 1 Way We Celebrated the Top5 Music List’s 100th
List…

1> Got down on our knees and gave thanks for Michael Jackson.

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1, 5 (4th #1!)
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 2, 4, RU list name
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 6, 8
Brian Foster, Fairfax, VA — 7
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 8
Thea VanHalsema, Grand Rapids, MI — 8
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 9
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro