November 19, 2003     

The Top 7 Ways Our Favorite
Artists Celebrate Thanksgiving

7> Tommy Lee: Just another day of drumsticks and breasts.

6> Fiona Apple: Cursing the rest of America for eating those
beautiful, helpless, tender, juicy and delicious birds.

5> Michael Jackson: Slices little bits and pieces off the turkey
until there’s hardly anything left. But what’s left is white
meat.

4> Wendy Wilson: Guarding the turkey from Carnie with a cattle
prod until dinner time.

3> Eddie Vedder: Pearl Yams.

2> Jessica Simpson: With her head inside the turkey, looking for
her car keys.

and the Number 1 Way Our Favorite Artists Celebrate
Thanksgiving…

1> David Crosby: Freebaste!

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (6th #1!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4, 6
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 5, RU list name
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 7
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro