January 30, 2002     

The Top 7 Tuba Player Pickup Lines

7> How deep do you want me to go?

6> In my section of the orchestra pit, we all have big brass
ones.

5> It’s not every day you meet a guy with a huge instrument and
great tonguing.

4> Wanna play Baby Elephant Walk?

3> You’re so fine, I’d drink outta your spit valve.

2> Stand back, I’m not sure how big this thing gets!

and the Number 1 Tuba Player Pickup Line…

1> Your lips say “oom,” but your eyes say “pah.”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1 (1st #1!)
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 2, 3
Ken Snyder, St. Charles, MO — 4
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 5
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — 6
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 7
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro