October 20, 2004     

The Top 9 Titles of Hit Songs
If the Artists Had Been Jewish

9> Traffic, “Feelin’ Alright, Already”

8> Jimmy Buffett, “Manishevitzville”

7> Hall & Oates, “Your Bris Is on My List”

6> Santana, “Oy Vey Como Va”

5> Al Green, “Take Me to the Shiva”

4> Def Leppard, “Pour Some Meshuggeneh on Me”

3> Eminem, “The Real Slim Shagetz”

2> The Proclaimers, “500 Mohels”

and the Number 1 Title of a Hit Song If the Artist Had Been
Jewish…

1> Neil Young, “The Dreidel and the Damage Done”

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 1, 3 (7th #1!)
Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 2
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 4
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 5
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — Topic
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro