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August 2, 2006
The two remaining members of the Who,
Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend, have
recorded an album of new music (the Who’s
first since 1982), which will be released
in October, and which they will support
with a tour. Joining them will be Ringo
Starr’s son Zak Starkey on drums, Pete
Townshend’s brother Simon on guitar and
vocals, and Pino Palladino on bass.
Overheard on the Who’s New Tour
8> “The kids are alri– Hey, you kids, get the hell off the
stage!!”
7> “‘5:15′ is the early bird special.”
6> “Hope I die before I– damn. Line!!”
5> “My g-g-g-g-geriatric….”
4> “Dad, why are you always smashing your guitars on the stage?
Don’t you know you could sell them on eBay?”
3> “It’s only middle-age waistline!”
2> “Pete, why are these 50 front-row tickets going to the
Heydon Montessori School?”
switching to GEICO.”
Selected from 37 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul L. Gaba, Village of Wellington, FL — 1, 4 (1st #1! Woohoo!)
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 2
Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — 6, Topic
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 7
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 8
Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ — 8
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro
“What?”
“I said, ‘Time for sound-check, please!’”
“What??”
(Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA)
“Oh, great, Pete’s arm is stuck up in the air. MEDIC!”
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)
“My favorite part was when Pete took out his hearing aid and
smashed it with his guitar!”
(Guy Payne, Leeds, AL)
“That blind and deaf old coot sure plays a mean bocce ball!”
(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)
“Sorry, guys. The Patriot Act clearly states that blowing up the
drums is an act of terrorism.”
(Gary Reynolds, Indianapolis, IN)
“Dammit, none of these people recognize any songs once we get past
the ‘CSI Medley.’”
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
“We’re just playing ‘CSI’ and advertising soundtracks. About three
hours worth.”
(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)
“All right, Pete, showtime’s in 10 minutes. Out of the dress and
off the kiddie sites.”
(Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ)
Runners Up list name
(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)