May 15, 2002     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

You’re not dreaming… David Lee Roth and Sammy
Hagar, both former lead singers for Van Halen, are
touring together this summer; the “Song for Song” tour.

The Top 9 Things Overheard on
the David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar Tour

9> “Hey, Dave! Quit bogarting the Rogaine!”

8> “Indeed, Mr. Roth, if Sartre defined the theory of
Existentialism, then Camus defined its practice…”
“Sammy, you’re willfully ignoring the influence of Nietzsche
on… dammit, reporters! PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY DUDES!!!”

7> “Eddie always hated you most.”

6> “Tell Cherone to mop the sweat off the stage and go get me a
freakin’ bagel!”

5> “Seriously, next time we stop the bus for a bathroom break,
we’re supposed to leave without him.”
“Sammy or Dave?”
“Yes.”

4> “I can’t stay up past… 8:55!”

3> “Sammy, does my butt look big in these assless pants?”

2> “It was either this or a guest-spot on ‘The Osbournes.’”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on the David Lee Roth/Sammy
Hagar Tour…

1> “No, *I’m* the biggest ego-maniac in the world!”

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 6, 7 (6th #1! Hat trick!)
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 2, 9, Banner tag
Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 3
Will Middelaer, New Britain, CT — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 8
David Toth, Charlottesville, VA — RU list name
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro