June 4, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Two of the great “dinosaurs” of hard rock,
Aerosmith and Kiss, are touring together this fall.

The Top 8 Things Overheard
on the Aerosmith/Kiss Fall Tour

8> “All opposed? …eight, nine… Okay, scratch the
‘all-acoustic set’ idea.”

7> “With your lips and my tongue, we have the makings of an
incredible gay porn flick.”

6> “Walk this way!”
“Not in *these* shoes.”

5> “Wait a minute… what decade is this?”

4> “Uh-oh… Gene… I thought *your* people were bringing the
Depends.”

3> “So you guys had your own pinball machine. *We* were in
‘Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.’”

2> “Hey! You’re getting your sissy face-paint all over my frilly
silk scarf!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on the Aerosmith/Kiss Fall
Tour…

1> “… and our encore is ‘Rock and Roll All Night’ followed by
‘Dream On.’”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1, 3 (5th #1!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 2, 5
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, Canada — 4
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — 8, Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — RU list name
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro