August 20, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Yep, it’s true — for the first time in many years,
all five original members of Duran Duran are back
together and touring.

The Top 7 Things Overheard
on Duran Duran’s Reunion Tour

7> “I sure hope they play some hits from the ’80s!”

6> “It’s President Bush on the phone, again. He really, really,
wants to know how much money we want to change the song to
‘Hungry Like the Wolfowitz.’”

5> “Has anybody seen my leg-warmers? I can’t go on stage without
my leg-warmers!”

4> “Wait, we’ll have to start the song over again, the computer
crashed.”

3> “Hungry Like the Wolf… for some *oatmeal*!”

2> “Hey mates, let’s see if Supercuts still has that ‘Five
Mullets for the Price of One’ sale!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on Duran Duran’s Reunion Tour…

1> “Son of a bitch… artificial hip, hearing aids and hair
plugs, and Simon is *still* getting laid.”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 1, 3 (12th #1!)
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 2
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5, 6
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 7
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, Banner tag
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro