April 14, 2004     

The Top 6 Things Overheard During the
Janet Jackson-Hosted “Saturday Night Live”

6> “Don’t worry, I won’t be showing my breasts on the show. Has
anyone seen my tear-away pants?”

5> “No, no, no! Take those donuts and crullers away! She said
she wanted a better selection of *pasties*!!”

4> “Don’t worry, Janet. Just nip out there, be yourself, show
your mettle and do your breast.”

3> “Could you please help me with my top? It keeps staying on.”

2> “The show will run for 90 of our Earth minutes.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During the Janet Jackson-Hosted
“Saturday Night Live”…

1> “We’re gonna need a coupla more rolls of gaffer’s tape over
here.”

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3, 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner Tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro