September 17, 2003     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Congratulations to Top5 Music contributor Dave Berman, who
married the lovely Jessica McGuinty in Napa earlier this
month! The happy couple runs JessiCurl.com.
In a mostly unrelated story…
this past weekend, Michael Jackson threw a big
party at his Neverland Ranch for hundreds of
guests, to raise money for charity.

The Top 7 Things Overheard
During Jacko’s Neverland Ranch Party

7> “What an interesting garden gnome… Oh! Sorry, Emmanuel!”

6> “Hey, watch me throw that elephant this peanut.” “That’s no
peanut, that’s Michael’s nose.”

5> “Don’t let anyone into the ‘Before and After’ room… most
of these kids are too young to remember I used to be black.”

4> “No, kids, there’s no haunted house! That’s where LaToya
lives!”

3> “Saddam, you can’t hide here forever.”

2> “Tito, if you don’t stop giving extra spins on the
merry-go-round, we’re going to have to let you go.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During Jacko’s Neverland Ranch
Party…

1> “Oh my God, Michael, your face! It’s almost too horrible
to… oh, sorry, Ms. Minelli.”

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1 (12th #1!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 6
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 7
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — Topic
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — RU list name
Carrie Cash, Kingsland, AR — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro