March 2, 2005     

The Top 8 Things Overheard at
Christina Aguilera’s Engagement Party

8> “Of course it’s going to be a white wedding. I’ll be wearing
a white lace thong under my see-through wedding dress.”

7> “Thank God *something* will be in her mouth to keep her from
singing.”

6> “Talent?? No, I don’t see you anywhere on the list.”

5> “So, are you going to wear the ring anywhere we can see it?”

4> “We’re having a lot of trouble putting together a party of
attendants… she’s slept with most of the people we want as
groomsmen and bridesmaids.”

3> “What do you get a girl who’s had everyone?”

2> “Don’t look now, but they’re handing out those little deli
counter tickets at the door, and I hear Tommy Mottola got
#2.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Christina Aguilera’s
Engagement Party…

1> “Man, I had to do something. She said if I didn’t marry her,
she’d make another album.”

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 1, 8 (1st #1! Woohoo!)
Andy Grosser, Boston, MA — 2, 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3, 8
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro