January 21, 2004     

The Top 8 Things Overheard
at Britney’s Wedding Ceremony

8> “All right, set your stop watches for fifteen minutes a

start them the minute the groom says ‘I do.’”

7> “I’m sorry, Miss Spears, but does ‘Hurr-raa-raa-raa-raa-ruh!’
mean ‘I do’?”

6> “I, Britney, take you Justin… er… I mean, Jason!”

5> “I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss Madonna.”

4> “And do you, Britney Jean Spears, take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, to love, honor,
and cherish, from this day forward, until death do you part,
or until you discover his ‘little problem,’ whichever comes
first?”

3> “For cryin’ out loud… I’m NOT the KFC guy!”

2> “Mr. Anbinder, your objections are noted and overruled.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Britney’s Wedding Ceremony…

1> “I’m sorry, Ms. Aguilera, but catching the garter is for the
gentlemen.”

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, Banner tag (15th #1!)
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 2, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 3
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 4, RU list name
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 5, 7
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro