October 27, 2004     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Earlier this month, Billy Joel — at the age of 55
– married 23-year-old Kate Lee. Billy’s 18-year-
old daughter Alexa Ray served as maid of honor.
(Rumor has it Alexa’s mom, wife #2 Christie
Brinkley, was there, too.)

The Top 8 Things
Overheard at Billy Joel’s Wedding

8> “That’s the bride?! Dude, I thought she was the flower girl.”

7> “I doubt she’s marrying him because he’s a celebrity. He
hasn’t had a hit since before she was born.”

6> “Of course they hired a limousine… neither of them is
allowed to drive.”

5> “I hear the bride wanted traditional music at the reception.
That’s why they hired Madonna.”

4> “For a Catholic girl, however, she’s starting pretty late.”

3> “I said, ‘MEET my friend,’ Dad, not marry her!!

2> “Awww, that’s sweet. Billy’s singing, ‘She’s Almost a Woman
to Me.’”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Billy Joel’s Wedding…

1> “Do you, Anna Nicole….”

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 1, 2, 7, Topic
(8th #1! Hat trick!)
Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH — 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 6
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL — 6
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 8, Banner tag
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro