June 23, 2004     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Yup, after 21 years together as a band, including
two years on “hiatus” from 2000 to 2002, Phish is
breaking up for good.

The Top 9 Things
on Phish’s To-Do List

9> Devote a week or two to a really thorough bong cleaning.

8> “What do you mean, no more naked chicks?!”

7> Many, many appearances on “Hollywood Squares.”

6> Blame Yoko.

5> Buy a VW bus and follow Widespread Panic around on tour.

4> Those shirts don’t tie-dye themselves!

3> Play this one last song for another 647,257,240 minutes, but
then that’s it.

2> Guest on “The O’Reilly Factor” to discuss the merits of a
conservative agenda in mid-east diplomacy. Either that, or
fire up a Thai Stick.

and the Number 1 Thing on Phish’s To-Do List…

1> Call broker: Sell Maxell.

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dan Black, Ames, IA — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 6
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 4, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 5, 7
Mark H. Anbinder, Ithaca, NY — 8
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — RU list name
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — Banner tag
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro