October 31, 2001     

The Top 8 Terms Ticketmaster
Rejected in Favor of “Convenience Charge”

8> Tickets-For-A-Ride

7> F. U. Fee

6> “The Vig, only Mr. Gotti said we can’t call it that no more.”

5> Lubricant Gratuity

4> Drop-the-Soap Charge

3> Enjoyment Penalty

2> BOCHICA (Bend Over, Chester, Here It Comes Again!)

and the Number 1 Term Ticketmaster Rejected in Favor of
“Convenience Charge”…

1> Monopoly Money

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 1 (2nd #1!)
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 2, 5, 6 (Hat trick!), RU name
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
Lissa Loadholt, Charlotte, NC — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — Topic
Mark H. Anbinder, Ithaca, NY — Banner Tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro