January 26, 2005     

The Top 9 Surprises Planned for
Paul McCartney’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

9> A new duet with Janet Jackson: “The Girdle Is Mine.”

8> Paul unveils his new single, “Back When I Was 64.”

7> Right at the climax of “All My Loving,” Justin Timberlake
jumps onstage and pulls down Paul’s zipper.

6> Paul screams, “There can be only one!” as he lops off Ringo’s
head.

5> That’s not a horn section — it’s Up With People!

4> During the rehearsed bump ‘n’ grind with Wilford Brimley,
he– aw, Christ, do I have to continue?!

3> A more family-oriented “wardrobe malfunction” is simply
limited to his wife’s prosthetic leg falling off.

2> Terrell Owens and Nicolette Sheridan join Paul onstage and
act out a new version of “Ebony and Ivory.”

and the Number 1 Surprise Planned for Paul McCartney’s Super Bowl
Halftime Show…

1> He spreads the ashes of John and George from the Goodyear
Blimp, screaming, “NOW who’s your favorite Beatle??”

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Credits:

Selected from 58 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 1 (7th #1!)
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 2
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 3, Topic, RU list name
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3, 8
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 3
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 3
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 3 (Rookie!)
Andy Grosser, Boston, MA — 4
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7, 8
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 9, Last week’s topic
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro