March 27, 2002     

The Top 6 Surprises on
Paul McCartney’s Upcoming Tour

6> Instead of playing music, does a 2-hour infomercial for his
new line of hair care products.

5> Tour costs are down 10 percent, thanks to Paul’s AARP card.

4> Latest patriotic anthem actually has *four* chords

3> “That’s not an ashtray—that’s Linda!”

2> Discovers that he’s been around so long, there are now *two*
generations of fans who have no idea who he is

and the Number 1 Surprise on Paul McCartney’s Upcoming Tour…

1> Proclaims himself “last surviving Beatle” after on-stage
execution of Ringo.

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Toth, Charlottesville, VA — 1, 6, RU list name (1st #1!)
Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT — 2, 4
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 3, 5
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — Topic
Dave Berman, San Francisco, CA — Banner Tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro