sequel to his ground-breaking 1977
theatrical rock album “Bat Out of Hell.”
of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose”
8> Bat on the cover now walking out of hell gingerly, with a
cane.
7> Less meat, more loaf.
6> Pictures in the liner notes of a naked and sobbing Jim
Steinman.
5> “Let me sleep on it - I’ll take my Viagra in the morning!”
4> The monster is Paul.
3> Now prefers to be addressed as “M.T. Loaffy.”
2> Entire album recorded at an Old Country Buffet.
symbolism, the “bat” really represents a “bat” and “hell” is
a metaphor for “hell.”
Selected from 47 submissions from 16 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 3 (17th #1!)
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 2
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 4
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 5
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 6
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 7
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro
(Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX)
The chorus to the last song is actual a recipe for a killer
submarine sandwich.
(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
Song about how making it to the bathroom on time two out of three
times ain’t bad.
(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)
Touching, heartfelt love song duet with William Shatner.
(Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)
Turns out that Meat Loaf calls a mean square dance.
(Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX)
To increase revenue, two out of three now changed to a
best-of-seven series.
(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)
Run a concept into the ground? Yes, he would do that.
(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)
He adds a new chapter to “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”, in
which he pressures a Crunchwrap Supreme into accepting the Fire
Sauce.
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
Runners Up list name
(David Toth, Milwaukee, WI)