Songs/Lyrics About Sarah Palin
8> “A Whiter Shade of Palin”
7> “We Are Family (Values)”
6> “Sarahcuda”
5> “Lipstick on Your Porker”
4> “Girls Just Wanna Have Guns”
3> “Wasilla Love Songs”
2> “Dancing on the (Glass) Ceiling”
Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 1, 8
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 2
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 4, 5
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 6
John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Topic, Maestro
The gal the Democrats came to blame
For messin’ with the Chosen One
Put in a faked JPEG, but one time she coulda been
The first Veep who’s a girl.”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
“Hey there, Betty Crocker
Ain’t you just a shocker?”
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
“On the Bering Strait Where You Live”
(John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland)
“She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie Star-and-Stripe-spangled
bikini, and a gun on the ’shopped pic, today.”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
“Smells Like Teen Pregnancy”
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)
“What’s Rove Got to Do With It?”
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Runners Up list name
(Randy Lee, Burke, VA)