Lyrics From Yoda’s iPod
8> “Coming You Were, Had I Sensed in the Force, Baked a Cake for
You I Would.”
7> “Mr. Kite, It Is He for Whom the Benefits Are Being.”
6> “Your friends, they dance not; and if dance they do
not, friends of mine, they are not.”
5> “Piano… like a carnival it sounds! But this… this *human
microphone*? What know *you* of smelling like beer?”
4> “Coucher avec moi, voulez-vous?”
3> “Cry Not. Do or Do Not. There Is No Crying in Argentina.”
2> “Down on you in a theater, would she go?”
Selected from 31 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 1, 3 (7th #1!)
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 2, 4
Andy Grosser, Boston, MA — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6, 8
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — Topic
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro