November 26, 2008     

Now with recycled and biodegradable drunkenness and debauchery!

NOTE FROM ANDY:

Hard rock legends Guns ‘n Roses will be releasing
their first studio album in 17 years this
November 23rd, called “Chinese Democracy.”
What are some song titles we can expect
to see?

The Top 6 Songs on the
New Guns N’ Roses Album

6> Sweet Grandchild O’Mine

5> Knockin’ on Irrelevance’s Door

4> Hipbreak Hotel

3> Patience (It Could Have Taken Even Longer)

2> Too Old to Rock and Roll (Too Broke to Retire Yet)

and the Number 1 Song on the New Guns N’ Roses Album…

1> Still Sucking After All These Years

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1 (4th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 3, 5, 6 (Backstage pass!)
Paul L. Gaba, Village of Wellington, FL — 3
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 3, 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 4, 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5, 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Topic, Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Crappetite for Destruction

Broken Axle

(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

Mr. Brownstreak

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Paradox City

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Welcome to the Cosmetic Surgery Bungle

(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)

Runners Up list name

(Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA)