February 11, 2004     

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Once again plumbing the depths of our
depravity and opportunism…

The Top 8 Songs on
Janet Jackson’s Next Album

8> Giving You the Breast That I’ve Got

7> Boobylicious

6> Oops! I Tittied Again

5> Obladi Oblada (Please Stay On, Bra)

4> One-Titty Flop

3> Bust Remove

2> Just a Mammary

and the Number 1 Song on Janet Jackson’s Next Album…

1> Gettin’ Jiggly With It

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1 (2nd #1!)
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 2, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 6, 8
Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY — 7
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — Topic, RU list name
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro