September 14, 2006     

If music be the food of love, then pull my finger.

NOTE FROM JEFF:

Yes, it’s true: Elton wants to
make a hip-hop album, and he’s
hoping to work with people like
Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and Dr. Dre.

The Top 8 Songs on an
Elton John Hip-Hop Album

8> Candle in the Wizzind

7> Goodbye, Yellow-Teeth Ho

6> Saturday Night’s Alright for Bustin’ a Cap in Yo’ Ass

5> The Bitch Is, Baby Got Back

4> Yo, Yo, Yo Song

3> T.I.N.Y. Dancer

2> MC Fantastic and the Brown Dirt DJ

and the Number 1 Song on an Elton John Hip-Hop Album…

1> I Guess That’s Why They Call Them da Hos

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 6 (24th #1!)
Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 2, 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3
Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA — 5, 8, Topic, Banner tag
Erik Deckers, Syracuse, IN — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York — 6
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 6
Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH — 6
Dustin Moskowitz, Skillman, NJ — 7
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Reggie Smalls

Hol’ Me Hostage, Tony Danza

(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Crockshizzle Rock

(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, New York)

Burn Down the Mission, We Won the Super Bowl

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Wu Tang and the Jets

(Patricia Kellogg, Cleveland, OH)

Bennie and the Crips

(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)

Songwrita’s Paradise

(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Lucy in the Sky With Bling Bling

(Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY)

Pinball Wizzizzard

(G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)

Runners Up list name

(Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA)