June 15, 2006     

For best results, avoid leaving cake out in the rain.

NOTE FROM JEFF:

A friend of a friend just got a gig playing bass
with a local group composed of middle-aged guys.
He says he knew just what to expect when they described
themselves in the bassist-wanted ad as a “dad band.”

The Top 7 Songs on
a Dad Band’s Playlist

7> I Never Give You My Money (What, You Think It Grows on Trees?)

6> Come on Baby, Light My Grill

5> Turn, Turn, Turn (This Car Around If You Don’t Stop Hitting
Your Sister)

4> Baby You Can Drive My Car If You Fill Up the Tank and Drop
Your Sister at the Mall

3> I Got Hair in Low Places

2> Raking Up Is Hard to Do

and the Number 1 Song on a Dad Band’s Playlist…

1> Saturday Night’s Alright (For Farting)

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 1, 3, 7 (Woohoo! 1st #1!/Hat trick!)
Terry Mingle, Cortland, NY — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
David Toth, Milwaukee, WI — 5
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 6
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — Topic
Bob Dalton, Arlington, VA — Topic
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — Banner tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Corn Pops

Blame It on the Dog

(Gary Reynolds, Indianapolis, IN)

Middleage Waistline

(Guy Payne, Leeds, AL)

She Came in and Threw Open the Bathroom Window

(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Carry That Rake

(Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS)

Live and Let Diaper

(Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL)

Suicide Is Painless (Compared to the Death You’ll Experience If
You Lay One Finger on My Daughter)

(Eric Landrieu, Burlington, NJ)

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide at the Back of Their Sock Drawer

(Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL)

Because, That’s Why

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Runners Up list name

(Bill Martin, Los Angeles, CA)