September 14, 2005     

NOTE FROM MATT:

Johnny Cash did time. Art Garfunkel’s currently
facing a pot charge. Lil’ Kim’s in jail today!
It seems like more and more musicians are
getting themselves in trouble with the law.

The Top 7 Songs in the New
Broadway Musical, “Prison!”

7> Dude Looks at Me Like a Lady

6> Johnny Cash, “Man in Black Horizontal Stripes”

5> Art Garfunkel, “The Sounds of Solitary”

4> Paul McCartney, “Take Me Away”

3> R. Kelly, “Heart of a Woman (Age of a Little Girl)”

2> Bobby Brown, “I Really Love to Hit You Girl”

and the Number 1 Song in the New Broadway Musical, “Prison!”…

1> James Brown, “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bitch”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!, 1st #1!)
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
Tina Danecke, Ottawa, ON — 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5, 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — Banner tag
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — Backup Singer