May 28, 2008     

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

NOTE FROM ANDY:

One of our crack(ed) Top5Music contribs was
recently in Key West, and reported that in the
local newspaper paper there was an advertisement
for a musical revue called Nayked Boys Singing.
The article went on to list some of the songs
they were performing, such as “Nothing But The
Radio On,” “Nayked Maid,” and “Gratuitous
Nud1ty.” He assumed they were all originals.
What songs can we expect these folks to
perform?

The Top 6 Songs for
Nayked Boys Singing to Perform

6> Brazilian Wood (This Bird Has Shorn)

5> Another One Sights The Nuts

4> Scarborough Bare

3> I Can See Clearly Now (the Pants Are Gone)

2> My Skin is So White (I Gotta Wear Shades)

and the Number 1 Song for Nayked Boys Singing to Perform…

1> Another Dick and a Ball

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 1 (4th #1!)
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 2, 3
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 3
John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 5, 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — Topic
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro

RUNNERS UP list — Performance Anxiety

25 or 6 To 4Skin

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Day Str1pper

(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)

(John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland)

Hip to be Bare

(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)

I’m in the Nood for Love

(Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA)

Papa’s Got a Newly Shaved Bag

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

We Got The Beef

(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)

Runners Up list name

(Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)