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July 2, 2008
her ill mother’s cell phone based on a simple
song they’d made up. Everything turned out fine.
What other situations could little kids sing about?
9> Oh Mommy, Mommy, I have to go,
It’s such a sight to see, when I pee on the floor.
Oh Daddy, Daddy, it’s number two.
Whisper to Mommy, I left it in her shoe.
8> The stick in Mommy’s drawer goes buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz,/buzz, buzz, buzz.
7> When they split up, you’re out the door
The parent who gets you must pay more.
6> Mommy’s medicine is never too far
All she has to do is open any drawer.
5> My baby hamster has gone and died
Pop is going to have it fried.
4> Little girls
Sit down with grace
Boys, the world
Is their pee-pee place.
3> No matter what we say
No matter what we do
We don’t tell Mommy #1
About Mommy #2!
2> Use two sheets, too!
Use two sheets, too!
If your finger pokes through
You won’t touch the poo!
They make him blow chunks.
Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 3 (13th #1!)
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 2, 4
John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8, 9
Amy Lane, Waterboro, ME — Topic
Max Grosser, Somerville, MA (age 4) — Banner tag
Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — Maestro